john oliver is really not fucking around
I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
1. Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?
2. Cats, dogs, horses, lizards or hamsters?
3. TV, cinema, computer, iPod or gaming console?
4. Rock, rap, pop, metal or punk?
5. Black, white, blue, red or green?
6. Salad, hamburger, ice cream, chips or fruit?
7. Kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high school or college?
8. United States, Canada, Australia, France or England?
9. Swimming, fishing, tanning, theme parks or camping?
10. Snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels, sledding or ice skating?
11. English, math, science, history or art?
12. Gummy worms, lollipops, gum, chocolate bars or cotton candy?
13. Xbox 360, Gamecube, Playstation, Nintendo Wii or Handheld?
14. Facebook, WordPress, Tumblr, YouTube or Google?
16. Flats, heels, uggs, flip flops or skater shoes?
17. Early morning, noon, early afternoon, late afternoon or evening?
18. Bathroom, living room, bedroom, kitchen or attic?
19. Face-to-face, home phone, cell phone, instant messenger or twitter?
20. Skinny jeans, flared jeans, capris, shorts or skirts?
21. T-shirt, hoodies, tank top, tube top or halter top?
22. McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Burger King or Dairy Queen?
23. Car, airplane, train, boat or walking?
24. Coffee, tea, water, milk or pop?
25. Drama, comedy, horror, action/adventure or thriller?
teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
GOD I HATED THIS
peter capaldi is a blessing on this world
Oh god I was so worried about this too
The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.
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what do u call a backstabbing grocer
important otp headcanons to consider
- who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
- alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell
Adding to the previous headcanon;
They take a while to notice as they’re cuddled up to them and just assume they’re still sleeping. They only realize when they try to shake them awake.
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
god is real
UM… EXCUSE ME YOU PEASANTS. THIS OUTFIT COST ME LIKE $3000. I GOT A MILLION FANS BECAUSE OF THIS OUTFIT. ALL OF YOU FUCKING LOWLY SCUM NUGGETS ARE FUCKING UNDERDRESSED. I DON’T APPRECIATE YOUR OUTFITS. YOU ALL AREN’T APPROPRIATELY DRESSED FOR PANINO. FUCKING PANINO. DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC IN HERE. AND YOU FUCKING E-LISTER. I AM UNIMPRESSED WITH YOUR FUCKING STATUS. I AM NUMBER ONE AND ALL OF YOU ARE PEASANTS.
Tip: on the bottom left on the screen, it tells you how many hearts you need to get a start bonus on the date. That’s when your date will be happy about your outfit.
So buy more clothes with hearts on them to get the needed # of hearts for the date. You only have 67/145 and stuff.