meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

lunariacrossing:

chewwycrossing:

peppercrossin:

i walked into static’s house late one night and

am i interrupting something private

yea man they were playing hopscotch rude for u to barge in unannounced

that hopscotch ends right in the bed that is suave as heck

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

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(Source: youtubeofficial)

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels)

satanismywaifu:

Yay i finished the anime!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

 i finished the anime (✿◠‿◠)

finished the anime… (╯◕_◕)╯

 finished the anime (⊙_◎)

f i n i s h e d (ಥ‿ಥ)凸

meladoodle:

"sir, this is an ‘all you CAN eat’ buffet not ‘all you WANT to eat’ buffet…" the waiter says menacingly as he stuffs breadsticks down my esophagus

spoopyphilia:

spagghetto:

lermaniacforever-timetofangirl:

spagghetto:

I wanted my selfie to 

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but instead it only got

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This just blew my mind

I guess you could say it changed your

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on life

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throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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niaro:

sketch before bedtime

crrocs:

Facts about me:

I like 2 eat
I like money
I am poor
I am annoying
Nice

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

bitchyoubeingbitchybitch:

mudskipperkip:

oopsie.

EEEEEEEEE

juu-arts:

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Um and thanks for 1500+ followers oh god why
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